Before
this blog is locked, a relevant newspaper article excerpt will be posted here
in the hopes that it may help solve this horrendous crime. From the blog, we
assume severe hallucination, depression and suicide.
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The Daily
Mail
Friday 15th
February 2013
Murder In Office
– No Suspects
In a
terrifying turn of events, an office worker has been murdered while at his
desk. Although Mr John Thomas was surrounded by fellow workers, none of them
claim to have seen his murder. Mrs Brighton gives her statement to the Daily
Mail.
“I had just
come in from my lunch break, and I saw the body. Naturally I screamed and all of the others
came running. They seemed shocked by the death, and quite right too. It was a traumatic
experience for all of us.”
Medical
experts have confirmed that the death was due to a snapped neck. This is
unlikely to have been self-caused. This is because of the angle of death,
although suicide cannot be ruled out by any means.
When spoken
to, the other employees of the company would only comment “We are all sure that
the Eye of God is smiling on him right now in Heaven. “
The head of
the organisation released a statement:
“We are all
deeply saddened by the loss of one of our most hardworking employees. I am
Christian, and I think I know that our friend was as well. I’m sure Saint Peter
will be passing Judgement on him kindly.”
We at the
Daily Mail send our sympathies to any relatives Mr Thomas may have had.
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